Just saw this, then immediately called my parents and asked them point blank if they kidnapped me from Avicii’s family in Sweden when I was a baby.
Of course they denied it.
DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS
max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional
Mary-Kate and Ashley’s first wedding dress creation
oh my god this is so perfect
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
i think we’re out of ink
have you tried turning it on and off again
Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue.
Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.