there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
person: will you be my girlfriend?
Relationship people make it hard for me to get out of bed in the mornings. Like I just want to live on a single people island.
you people should learn about the goetic demons like for example:
this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him
whats not cool about an owl demon